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My video review of John Dies at the End

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The men in this show are prettier women than I will ever be. 

5/5 Stars.

God didn’t speak to you.
It isn’t that it isn’t true, 
he just didn’t want to talk to you.
And after that,
I don’t want to either.

God didn’t speak to you.
The way it played out isn’t fair,
And I think you use your head as a crutch
to explain all your bad behavior.

God isn’t here today.
For all I know he is Israel.
There are way more important things than that:
than the way that you act,
than the things that you say,
than the people we are.
Than the people we are.

House of Cards, Season 2: “Chapter 14”

House of Cards, Season 2: “Chapter 14”

DEEP BLUE MACKLEMORE

DEEP BLUE MACKLEMORE

Czech Edition of John Dies at the End

Czech Edition of John Dies at the End

 ”Have you read this fucking Bible book? My ex wouldn’t shut up about it and made me look at it and I couldn’t get through the first chapter. It was named after that awful Phil Collins band. My ex is the worst.”

 ”Have you read this fucking Bible book? My ex wouldn’t shut up about it and made me look at it and I couldn’t get through the first chapter. It was named after that awful Phil Collins band. My ex is the worst.”

I searched for “why did” in a facebook chat, and here were the results of the search

  • Jeff: why did he call you!!!

  • Jeff: why did she just run into hell

  • Jeff: WHY DID THAT GUY JUST EAT A BUNCH OF BUGS

  • Jeff: why did I say “in”

  • Jeff: why did you put needls in your face????

  • Jeff: why did they do that\

  • Jeff: why did they kick you out?

  • Jeff: why did you say the title

  • Jeff: why did you send me a picture of a real dead dog

  • Jeff: why did you do this to me

[12:22:12 AM] William: pictures of the film he referenced bowfinge

[12:23:10 AM] William: Limit edition souvenir book of bowfinge

[12:23:24 AM] William: limitied bowfinge weekly

[12:23:50 AM] William: limited bowfinge monthly digest of bowfinge interview of eddie murphy

[12:24:02 AM] William: Bowfinge.com

[12:27:08 AM] William: Bowfinge bolrey

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